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**More than half my videos have been deleted by the site admins for whatever reason, so don't bother venturing past page 2 of my vids, they're all gone after that. I've renamed them with "Video missing" if they're gone. Most of them can't be reuploaded, and I'm not gonna bother tracking down backup copies. Upload page is 404 half the time, probably isn't just me. Videos are taking WEEKS to go live - my last upload was 5 fucking weeks ago, and still isn't live, so fuck this shit I'm just not gonna bother uploading going forward, not wasting my time for the whim of the site's owners any more. Anyhoe's, a few simple rules still apply if you want a friend add:
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... RULE 1: No uploads of your own? You'll be rejected. Don't send a friend request if you haven't uploaded anything yourself. You are therefore a vidless fuck. Goodbye. OYF. ///
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... RULE 2: Don't beg for an add, you'll embarrass yourself. Unless you've got something to offer, you'll just get blocked.///
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... RULE 3: Less than 5 uploads? Unless they're exceptional, don't waste your time or mine, you'll get rejected. ///
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... RULE 4: If most or all of your uploads are short - less than 5 minutes - you'll get rejected. If most of your uploads are less than 1 minute, you'll probably get blocked. C'mon, make a fucking effort eh? ///
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... RULE 5: If most of your vids are rips/reuploads of someone else's caps, your request will be rejected. Make an effort, contribute, don't be a fucking leech. ///
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... RULE 6: No fuglies that don't have a bag over their head, no supersized human blobs, hairy monsters etc. I don't want to have to trawl through that shit when I look at your upload efforts. Your request will be rejected. ///
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... RULE 7: If your uploads don't have the models' names, your request will probably - but not always - be rejected. ///
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... RULE 8: You'll probably - but not always - need at least one video I like before your friend request will be accepted. If you've at least made some effort uploading, I make exceptions.///
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... RULE 9: No blackmail/NC/etc vids. Anything like that in your uploads you'll be rejected and immediately - and permanently - blocked. ///
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... RULE 10: If you've been a member for years - let's say 6 as an example - and contributed a mere handful of shitty short uploads, your request will be rejected. ///
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Inventor of the words Mingenoodle™, Clungeslug™, Vagbadger™, and Muffweasel™.
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Any of my uploaded videos not loading, or marked "Video missing", "inactive" or "deleted", that's beyond my control. Go complain to management, Karen, that's their fault not mine. And management need to be complained about. And they've locked me out from editing descriptions on my videos now. Did I stop you getting clickbait from thumbnails of my videos that you've fucking deleted?
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